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A cartoon-style light blue Volkswagen Beetle in side profile sits beneath the text

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framed by a blue TV-screen glow

Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Unisex Muscle Tank lamesa a purple open-collar scarfHighlighting "USA" inside "sausage" is the most honest thing patriotism has produced in decades. Every other national symbol requires mythology, but this one just requires a grill and the ability to read. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN'T SPELL" above a white sausage shaped banner containing "SAUSAGE," with the letters "USA" highlighted in bright blue. Below, distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of