The Bamboo Lounge - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL rendered in a distressed vintage

rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen-print wear

Vernon's bull speech is the most authoritative thing ever said by a man who lost an argument to a janitor over bourbon

dark gray text reads "COOLEEMEE

heavy crosshatching

Declaring yourself reformed the night before senior year is the kind of optimism that only survives until third period

The Bamboo Lounge - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL rendered in a distressed vintageSpider's workplace safety complaint got resolved with a . 38 caliber HR department. Running a restaurant is easy when your worst Yelp review comes from a corpse. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: A distressed green palm tree illustration rises behind the text, its textured trunk extending from a small golden sand mound near the bottom. Green text reads "THE" above large golden yellow bamboo stick lettering reading "BAMBOO LOUNGE." Golden yellow