I Like it Moist - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech A grey winged star emblem

A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

Robbing banks in rubber president masks is just how you fund an endless summer when your spiritual leader has immaculate hair and zero retirement plans

Blue sans-serif text reads "CORPUS CHRISTI" beside a dark blue clipper ship silhouette

flanked by green palm trees and blue water splashes

I Like it Moist - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech A grey winged star emblemPrinting "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore. The Details: Distressed white rounded retro text arches in two lines reading "I LIKE" above "IT MOIST." Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey in orange and brown ink sits on a muted gold platter, garnished with green herbs and red berries. Fit & Fabric: