If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Hydration consulting was Bobby Boucher's

Hydration consulting was Bobby Boucher's true calling

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

striped socks

Arched distressed white text reads "MERRY MACKS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of an anthropomorphic baseball wearing a cap and whistling musical notes

Teal-green aquatic plants and seaweed flank the character on both sides

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Hydration consulting was Bobby Boucher'sRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered