Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly a mid-century bowling center built

a mid-century bowling center built for serious league play

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Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly a mid-century bowling center builtPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text