Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park Block-style black and gold letters

Block-style black and gold letters

with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid-stride among scattered dots

He had yellow eyes

A golden-yellow swoosh banner displays "Baseball Club" in black block letters

Distressed white block text reads "DANE COOK PAY-PER-VIEW" across the top

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park Block-style black and gold lettersNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack