Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts

High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses

1974" on the right

Blue block text reads "BARBERTON" and "OHIO" at the top

Bold distressed white block text reads "ALCATRAZ SWIM TEAM" below

A retro-futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying yellow taxi cab with a checkered stripe and rooftop "TAXI" sign sits centered

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S High-contrast white stencil portrait depictsAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white