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Why Mummy Doesn't Give A Shit decks Made in AustraliaThe hilarious third novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks. Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her